Pu ... lease! Do you take us for fools? URL stands for something else entirely - as anyone from Peru will affirm!

I had one of the pink ones and one of the striped capsules - but I remain unconvinced by your made-up terminology.

URL, as everyone knows, stands for Undersea Rescue Llama, - particularly those poor souls going down for the last time who are overjoyed to see the specially trained Peruvian beast of burden plunging into the ocean from the Coast Guard helicopter.

You do these noble creatures a disservice by making up this silly tale about finding uniforms. The acronym is quite clear and quite precise. The URL.

God bless those noble llamas! May they swim with pride for ever!

Proud Peruvian plungers!

- Himself